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1) My new jeans, sans stilettos.
2) Pulling off a convincing swagger.
Although why I would ever want to do
this is beyond me.
3) Demanding height-induced respect due to
The Towering Factor. See image.
4) Changing light bulbs on ceiling fans.
5) Getting told that coffee will make me
short (a moot point).
6) Driving with my seat reclined.
To any degree, really.
7) Reaching the only shelf in my closet.
And yet, despite it all, I still worry about not having enough space.
... Go figure.
Yes, I am too short in these ways as well.
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side: when you work at a coffee shop and everyone is rushing around, pulling things out of the cupboards (above your head)- they might forget to close them and the turn around and get smacked in the face. When us shorties turn around it is still way over our heads and we are safe.
Yes, we might need help getting everything out of that cupboard, but we avoid danger easily!
This is an excellent way to view things, Nicole! Made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI wish i was shorter
ReplyDeleteIm five two and want to be 5 even
Hehehe, I have all of these problems too...
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