Woke up on the wrong side of the bed,
And realized it was one of those days.
You know, where nothing happens as it should,
And you can't quite figure out why.
Until you remember: it's Monday.
And that's why your kid put the q-tips in the toilet,
And you hit your head on the towel rack and window-sill,
And you can't find the papers you mislaid,
And your computer must reboot whilst your work is unsaved.
And all you can think is:
Thank God for coffee.