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My Christmas List (Part I):

1) 365 coupons good for A Hot Sunny Day (each), to be used at any time I decide I need sun.  No expiration date.  May be used in Denmark.  May also be used in the middle of the night.

2) For Isaac to somehow realize that a) mama and dada are not interchangeable non-generic names and b) cannot be used in reference to any person.

3) To beat Tim in ping-pong.  Just so I can dance around him and laugh afterwards.  (It's one of my favorite married things to do.)

4) My hard drive to be fixed.

5) To never be asked why Isaac has red hair.  Ever again.

6) To never be asked why Isaac has red hair.  Ever again.  
(Yes I did intentionally post this twice.)

7) For Pandora to stop saying "We're sorry, we haven't come to your part of the world yet" once I'm back in Europe.  Either that or a completely free VPN.

8) Unlimited funds specifically for buying prank gifts.  This would make me happier than just about anything else in the world.  It would not make you happy.

... What do you want for Christmas?


  1. World peace...

    and a 2012 Dodge Charger for speeding around these winding mountains roads like a racecar driver.

    I won't be holding my breath for either of these items but I'll take a new yoga mat.

    BTW - Why does Isaac have red hair?

    (Sorry, totally joking, couldn't resist. ;)

    Merry Christmas to you and the boys! Enjoy being home.

  2. digging your list... hope the holidays are awesome.

  3. I love prank gifts! I bought two yesterday and can't wait for them to open them up! It will be one of the HIGHLIGHTS of Christmas!

    I'm hoping for a new job! I like to dream big :)

  4. awww but it's SO CUTE when isaac called me mama. :D :D hope you're having fun in b-vegas!

  5. On the red hair comments: AMEN!! (multiple exclamation marks just for you, I know how you love them!!!)
    or asked, "Where did he get that red hair?" while staring strangely back and forth between you and your husband. I would love to respond, "It is none of your d*** business."

  6. Oh yea and I want peace...not world peace, just peace. And quiet would be nice.


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