2/10/11

That's What He Said

Otherwise titled: Things Tim Has Told Me




When a guy jerks his chin at another guy, it’s like saying, 
‘I acknowledge you, and there’s no threat.' 

The steering wheel is not duct taped on; 
the duct tape is merely holding it in place.  

Anytime you doubt how manly I am, just remember this picture:
me working on my jeep with my beer.  

I have a feeling this coffeehouse of yours is going to cost me a lot of money. 

I did not break that plate. 

You cannot keep that puppy/cat/owl/possum/flying squirrel/rabbit.  

Why did I have to go and marry a dang yankee?   
(Heh, heh, heh).


12 comments:

  1. Great picture of the two of you!What is not to love about a flying squirrel? Maybe he needs to rethink that one.

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  2. He's just gone straight into "no pet" zone. I've brought home all of the animals listed. And also a baby deer.

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  3. (I gave the flying squirrel to my sister and she's keeping it for me).

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  4. hey you didn't want the kitten or the flying squirrel--that wasn't Tim missy

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  5. Hahaha! Oh you guys are TOO cute! Love the pic!

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  6. Actually, SARAH, Tim hated the kitten and the flying squirrel.

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  7. The first third and fourth one are my favorites lol.
    Funny funny guy :p

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  8. Funny :) I like the jeep and the beer.

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  9. Haha! Omgosh...you and your boy are fantastic, Lita. <3

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