Otherwise titled: Things Tim Has Told Me
When a guy jerks his chin at another guy, it’s like saying,
‘I acknowledge you, and there’s no threat.'
The steering wheel is not duct taped on;
the duct tape is merely holding it in place.
Anytime you doubt how manly I am, just remember this picture:
me working on my jeep with my beer.
I have a feeling this coffeehouse of yours is going to cost me a lot of money.
I did not break that plate.
You cannot keep that puppy/cat/owl/possum/flying squirrel/rabbit.
Why did I have to go and marry a dang yankee?
(Heh, heh, heh).