That's What He Said

Otherwise titled: Things Tim Has Told Me

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When a guy jerks his chin at another guy, it’s like saying, 
‘I acknowledge you, and there’s no threat.' 

The steering wheel is not duct taped on; 
the duct tape is merely holding it in place.  

Anytime you doubt how manly I am, just remember this picture:
me working on my jeep with my beer.  

I have a feeling this coffeehouse of yours is going to cost me a lot of money. 

I did not break that plate. 

You cannot keep that puppy/cat/owl/possum/flying squirrel/rabbit.  

Why did I have to go and marry a dang yankee?   
(Heh, heh, heh).

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